yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

What my brain was doing all night when she asked questions

Psycho blonde: You're engaged... You're not really right?
Me: Bitch I might be

So tonight has been interesting…