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Madre took pictures as me and @spacecadetnomi swegged about in our onesies
Settling into pjs and getting tbe Christmas feeling on, that means xmas socks!
I don’t know how Santa gets to your house but here he has a classy ride…


With massive apologies to Dr. Seuss written by GHERU 

Every Fan
Down in basements
Like Batman a lot.

But Darth Didio
With his head up his ass
Did not.

Didio hated comics! The whole damn industry
No one is sure why, it’s just his tendency.
It has been said that his brain was incomplete,
It has been said that his soul was obsolete.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his Dick* was two sizes too small.

(*Grayson, that is. Come on, this is a children’s poem!)

You understand the truth.
The Grinch is real.
Hating the fanboys is pretty much his whole deal,
And who could blame him?
Anyone who’s met one would join in.
But worse, they take to the net and spread the word:
Darth Didio, The Dinch, is a turd

"And they are expecting their comics," he said, with a sneer.
Detective Comics #27 is what they hold dear.”
Then he smiled, for he had an idea
For he is a dictator (just think “North Korea”)
Because, now he knew…

…All the fangirls and boys,
Would pay out the nose for this book with this ploy.
"So, then, let’s screw them all!’ he sang to Jim Lee.
"Subscribers shall not get the comic they desire… Now back on your knees"

Then word was sent out, through the mail (the slow kind)
Hoping no one would mind
That an $8 book
(You read that right, 800 cents, the comic took)
Would not come to subscribers homes, here, take a look:

You See!
He did something you won’t like at all.
To subscribers he said,”Find a store, maybe the mall.
For you will not receive your issue this month
It is too expensive, and we don’t like you that much.”

Then the fans, young and old (but mostly old), would sit down to tweet.
And they’d tweet! And they’d tweet!
They would tweet #FIREDIDIO, and “old DC’s neat,”
Which was something the Dinch couldn’t stand in the least!
My editor replied “It’s a BS double standard!”
Green Lantern anyone?” he demanded an answer.

I cannot continue with this tale.
My head hurts from too much ale.
If you think this was not hard,
You go ahead and try to be a bard.

But, the story is (mostly) true.
Would we lie to you?
In a parody Christmas poem written by a Jew?
Subscribers will be screwed, of this we are sure.
For Bleeding Cool’s tales are always secure

Now, don’t get all wary, little Mary Lou Fan,
I will answer your query as best as I can.
We know at the Outhouse how to end this encounter
That’s right, sound the alarms, and reset the counter!

@mramused elfing around
Rocking reindeer ears at the Christmas party

❅ send me a christmas question ❅

Gingerbread: Do you like tea?
Tinsel: What perfume/cologne do you wear?
Ribbon: What's a book that had a strong impact on you?
Holly: Who was the last person you sent a letter to?
North Pole: What in your life are you most grateful for?
Christmas Carole: Would you change your name if you could?
Santa: What's your favorite month?
Noell: At a movie theature, which armrest is yours?
Rudolf: What's a band a family member introduced you to?
Candy Cane: Can you make paper snowflakes?
Eggnog: What was the name of your first stuffed animal?
Mrs. Clause: Have you ever been on a boat in the ocean?
Ice: Would you rather be overdressed or underdressed at every party?
Hot Cocoa: What's your favorite thing about yourself?
Reindeer: What is your spirit animal?
Yule Log: Least favorite vegetable?
Stocking: What color are your socks right now?
Elf: If you had unlimited money to one shop, which shop would it be?
Wreath: Are you allergic to anything?
Cookies: Top three favorite bands?
Toys: Do you want children?
Sleigh Bells: Can you whistle?
Snowman: Do you like accents?
Europa’s Christmas decorations are so lovely